Don't say something you don't understand.

Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I
met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met
her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil
upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML

FML Fmylife.com - FML #2964628

LOL. So f*