OMG.
On-time clock.
Diamantini & Domeniconi
This clock fast-forward your time by 3mins, so you won't be late.
Please pull up to the speaker.
Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML
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LOL I haven't order from drive through yet.
In the waters.
Cristin Sloan
I can imagine myself in the waters, trying to keep afloat, with my dslr in my hands.
Don't say something you don't understand.
Today, I asked my Swedish friend for some lines to impress this swedish girl I
met at an expat party he took me to. I practised them all evening before I met
her. I told her my feelings, and she scowled. Apparently I had wished the devil
upon her - after asking if i could ejaculate on her face. FML
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LOL. So f*
Don't scare me.
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Great Monday morning!
Spreadtweet.
Elliott KemberI don't need this at the moment. LOL. Anyway, remember to check out my tweet at the right column. Thanks!
Mix an exploding drink.
This is classic! LOL. I love the twist of freezing the mentos. That will definitely give some time before your friend will get the hell shock of his life!via howto.wired.com
About me.
How great? I've been missing out the most important part of the blog; that's me! Oh well, I think it's never too late to fill in now.
It isn't hard to figure out which is my favorite. I've been taking pictures for six years and i'm still doing it. Good guess, but i'm not going to write a story about my photography. It's written in my homepage! So, please take some time and read it.
The next on the list is my favorite too. Oh, by the way, I've sorted them according to my most liked, and not so much. I've been working on some vector art lately and it's fun! They are about Cats. Please check them out at "My work".
I'm so surprised! School's starting in a few months time at Lasalle and i've spent some good time resting, working on the things that i long to do, and living the way i supposed would be ideal. I'll definitely be ready when the semester starts!
Oh my! It will take ages before you really get to know me.
Why not follow my blog?
Ha.
The next on the list is my favorite too. Oh, by the way, I've sorted them according to my most liked, and not so much. I've been working on some vector art lately and it's fun! They are about Cats. Please check them out at "My work".
I'm so surprised! School's starting in a few months time at Lasalle and i've spent some good time resting, working on the things that i long to do, and living the way i supposed would be ideal. I'll definitely be ready when the semester starts!
Oh my! It will take ages before you really get to know me.
Why not follow my blog?
Ha.
What keeps you awake?
I guessed it would be coffee or tea?
Mine's the latter.
I drank teh-ice and teh-tarik.
FML
Mine's the latter.
I drank teh-ice and teh-tarik.
FML
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This is for you, who choked on your words, whenever you see your heartthrob!
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